Christopher Kelly
Features
Thank God It’s Friday
And Saturday. And Sunday. The arrival of fall means weekends spent watching football, up close and on-screen, and yet another opportunity to love the greatest game on earth for all the usual reasons. Forty-nine of them, in fact. (September 2006)
Reporter
Marley and Him
Owen Wilson’s new movie is no dog. (December 2008)
Gossip Boys
Boy toys will be boy toys. (November 2008)
Minor Movie Star
The Jessica Simpson oeuvre. (October 2008)
I Wish I Knew How To Depict You
The gay cliché. (September 2008)
American Booty
Alan Ball’s near-great teen sex flick. (August 2008)
Porn Yesterday
A porn classic turns thirty. (July 2008)
Frozen Asset
The best sitcom you may never get to see. (June 2008)
Urbane Cowboy
Julian Schnabel’s metrosexual Texanness. (May 2008)
Bombing Iraq
Hollywood loses the Iraq war. (April 2008)
Action Heroes
Action Heroes 2008. (March 2008)
All Your Movie Are Belong to Us
Geeks from Austin will destroy American cinema. (February 2008)
Sorry, Charlie
Charlie Wilson’s warts. (January 2008)
Crude Truth
Paul Thomas Anderson drills a dry hole. (December 2007)
Blood Brothers
The Coen brothers do Cormac. (November 2007)
Fatally Hip
Hip-checking Wes Anderson. (October 2007)
Grounds for Suspicion
Conspiring minds want to know … (September 2007)
Please Stop Directing
An open letter to Ethan Hawke. (August 2007)
This Just In
The news about Making News. (July 2007)
We’ll Always Love You
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas at 25. (June 2007)
Arousing Success
A slasher flick to die for. (May 2007)
The Lost Boys
With friends like these … (April 2007)
Action Heroes
The best of the new auteurs. (March 2007)
Failed Coup
News you’d Rather not use. (February 2007)
Fumble!
Dim the Lights. (January 2007)
Immaculate Misconception
Catherine Hardwicke’s bad faith. (December 2006)
Err America
Bush bashing on the big screen. (November 2006)
Fries With That?
Richard Linklater supersizes Fast Food Nation. (October 2006)
Terror Alert
Revved up for Chainsaw. (September 2006)
Fanfare for the Common Man
In praise of Mike Judge. (August 2006)
Shooting Blanks
Ten years later, Lone Star is still overrated. (July 2006)
Royal Flush
Ignore the critics. See The King. (June 2006)
The Perfectionist
Terrence Malick’s self-defeating art. (May 2006)
The Snooze Brothers
How the Wilsons became legally bland. (April 2006)
Have House D's reached their high-water mark? (Sun Nov 30 at 5:12 PM)
That's My Girl (Mon Dec 1 at 11:33 AM)
Missouri Should Play Texas. End of Discussion. (Sun Nov 30 at 12:07 AM)
